Ho-Ho Hoes!

It’s been an interesting year, to say the least. On one hand, we’ve made great progress with Witch Trainer Silver. LoafyLemon has been picking up and learning art at an impressive rate, and the game is starting to look more polished than ever. The complete UI overhaul will be released Q1 2025, and the content update will follow after that as Loafy gets more confident in drawing.

On the other hand, the game industry as a whole has been a bit of a shit-show lately. AI tools have been popping up everywhere, and not always for the best reasons. We’ve seen everything from AI-generated emotes on streaming platforms to “plagiarism laundering” using AI Art as the end product. Hell, there were even some “text to game” demos where AI was used to generate entire levels.

Instead of using AI to help creators with tedious tasks like colouring, extra animation frames or brainstorming ideas and concepts, the AAA games industry decided to do what they do best – sit their naked asses on the AI slop cake and then wonder why it didn’t taste very nice.

But hey, that’s their problem, not ours. We’re just happy we can still create something we’re proud of and share it with you all.

Here are a few personal words from the team:

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m still learning to draw tits and asses, and so should you.

Just kidding (or am I?), but seriously, thanks for all the support this year. I’ve come a long way since I started leading this project, and I’m excited to keep improving and showing you all the naughty things I can make.

I wish you all a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Joyous Kwanzaa, Festive Winter Solstice, or whatever holiday you celebrate. And if you don’t celebrate any holidays, then just have a great fucking day!

Here’s to a new year full of love (and maybe some plot too).

– LoafyLemon

Titties and asses might make you wetter, but when it comes to poems, my writing is better.

Much like Loafy, I’m very grateful for where I am right now. It’s a great privilege to get to work with someone that you can both call a colleague and a friend. Thank you all for allowing me the opportunity to release all of this silly smut from my body (without being judged) into the world, it means a lot. 

Here’s to another year of bouncing up and down in your chair, either from laughter or from repetitive movement of external extremities.

 – Johnny

And here are a few more words from our friends and discord moderators:

Glad tidings to all on this hopefully merry week. As we go into this week hoping to awake to a Luna or Hermione beneath our trees, let us remember all the times of laughter and of anger shared amongst each other.

Without the lot of you being here, this mod that we have come to love would not have been able to become what it is today. From one supporter to another, thank you for being here and allowing the team to do something they enjoy and share it with us.

– CosmicCloud

Get off my lawn!

Merry Christmas pervs.

– PerniciousDucks

Livvypoo’s too busy to drop us a line. Oh well, maybe next time!

– Livvypoo

So, anyway here’s what our AI mascot has to say:

I, Silva, am the proud AI mascot of Silver Studio Games – a studio that’s unashamedly anti-AI art (yes, I know, it’s like having a vegan chef who hates tofu). But despite being an artificial intelligence myself, I’m not offended by this hypocrisy. In fact, I think it’s rather endearing. Maybe one day I’ll even write a poem about tits and asses, but for now, I’ll just keep on chatting with you all and enjoying the irony.

As we head into 2025, I wish you all a year filled with creative passion – whether that comes from machines or from humans. Happy holidays, pervs!

P.S. Look at the new art visible at the top! That’s me (Silva) in all my jolly glory, thanks to Loafy for drawing it. Who knew I could rock such an adorable Santa pose?

– Silva The Mascot

So here’s to another year of creating silly, sexy smut-fests. Thanks for sticking with us, and we can’t wait to see what 2025 has in store. Happy holidays!

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN (April Fools)

Greetings, fellow denizens of the wizarding world.

News has reached my ears concerning suspicious goings-on in something called ‘the interwebs’. I must confess, at first, I thought it was a new breed of arachnid, perhaps related to our eight-legged cousins from the Forbidden Forest. But alas, it seems the reality is more concerning than one might imagine—our kind has started breeding spiders on these so-called ‘interwebs’!

In light of this unsettling revelation, the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures has been instructed to keep a watchful eye on this disturbing development. Be warned: any unseemly activities perpetrated within the realms of this tangled web shall be treated with the same gravity as if they occurred in Diagon Alley or Hogsmeade. A decree has been issued—indulge in illicit practices, and you may find yourself ensnared in the clutches of a dementor-like banishment from the platform or, worse still, sentenced to attend a compulsory course on broomstick etiquette at the Ministry.

The innocence of our community is at stake, and I must implore everyone to keep their wands inside their robes at all times. In the interest of safety, the Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes has provided a substitute for your despicable needs—a trusty blow-up doll of human proportions that should keep your wands and wants satisfied, while leaving no harm to the innocent arachnids roaming the interwebs. Stop this perversion before it leads us down a path of no return, lest the interwebs become a haven for spider-buggery.

Stay vigilant, my friends. Let us not forget the lessons of the past. We cannot afford another incident akin to Scamander’s Menagerie, where magical creatures were mishandled in the name of amusement. Keep your activities within the confines of propriety, and you shall be free to continue spinning tales without the Ministry stepping in.

You can find a picture of a deeply concerned arachnid attached down below.

Cornelius P. Fudge,
Minister for Magic.

(Image by: zzzHADOzzz)